With the disposal of the pirates last night, people will find that the bodies were not that clean... Rather, they were infected with head lice! Anyone who had come into contact with the bodies will find that their heads start itching, and everywhere the pirates went... There are eggs. Within a couple days everyone in the town limits will of likely caught their very own case of head lice.
This is not mandatory but should anyone wish to RP this they can seek treatment at the AES or Dollhouse.
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