Weird times. So the new boss of the caff, Ashes, has only gone and brought some goats. There’s three of them, and they all look totally cute and I know I’m gonna end up giving them names and then how am I gonna kill them? It’s weird, in the woods, with my bow, killing a goat, no probs, in fact super pleased with myself. But give then names and it’s like a whole different kettle of fish (and why would anyone put fish into kettles anyways ffs?) Uff… gonna have to deal with that one later I guess… dunno, get pissed in the pub before doing the nasty or whatever. And then she asked me to be like a manager for the caff. I mean I’ve like totally no idea what that actually means, but I said yeah, for sure, I mean, why not? But I’m thinking that it’s just a way for her to get me to do more work or something, and I’m only like half joking about that, but I guess we’ll see, right? But hey, I’m like a manager! Never been one of those before! Cool huh? But the weird thing was that we were just like chatting about stuff, just a bit of goss, when I mentioned all the stories I’d heard about there being this like cannibal guy. I mean I don’t even know if it’s actually true or anything, or just like some massive wind up, but I’ve heard stories and there’s this … Continue reading Curiouser and curiouser