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February 7th, 2015   0336

((Second floor landing, Resort))

Un-fucking-believable!

Are some people just built stupid or am I so old I’m behind the times?! Twice in a few days I have run into people I refer to as Batmans. Some self-righteous young male who has to run his mouth about what I do! I have a secret, I’m simple. Seriously I’m a fucking caveman with simple fucking views on the world. If your polite to me I’ll do the same right back to you. Act like a prick and that’s all you’ll fucking get from me. First Batman, guy named Cross. Wears a bright orange hockey mask because it protects from blood spatter or something, carries a fire axe too. Fine, whatever! After we offer him a bunk and some chow he turns it all down out of some self-righteous ‘he doesn’t need it but we do’ shit! If we needed it, we wouldn’t fucking offer it to you punk! He’d rather sleep alone on the beach 100 yards away trying to be a billy badass. Kate tells me she wants to go trapping so I tell her I’ll back her up. The punk tells me he’d go I should stay home with my wife. Little fucking boy, I did not ask you for your advice about who how and when I back up my crew! This kid is standing in front of my fuckin’ beach house in front of my crew telling me how to operate. Fuckin’ teens man! Kids are smart, teenagers are fucking stupid! Every fucking thing I said, he had an answer to! Sometimes it pays to listen and not run your mouth!

Second Batman, named Liam something. I walk into Coach’s with Kali, talking about renovations to the Resort, right? First thing he does, he turns to me and says ‘I hope you stole that off a dead man because with a sidearm and dogtags, the apocalypse doesn’t need more military types.’ Fuck, man! I can at least see why Cross did what he did, at least he said ‘hi’ to me first. This fuckin’ kid decides the first thing he should do to a stranger is to tell them what is needed of him and before that he bangs on about he doesn’t trust humanity! Are you for real?! Go be a dolphin if you don’t like being a human! I lit his dumb ass up then this new female bartender tells me to apologize. Again a little girl telling me what to do after five seconds of knowing me. Plus this kid wears a collar! My dogs don’t even wear collars! Little fetish girl barks at me so I don’t even give her the time of day! I tell him to next time say ‘hi’ and have manners. He retorts that he thought the military teaches you how to stay calm. A passive aggressive comment is not the answer with me! Nobody asked either of these kids their opinion so she huffs off and he follows after her. Your not my daughter, kid. Don’t play Brat with me like I give a fuck about your existence. Thank god Kali was there. I can’t make this shit up and I have a witness to their brand of stupid. Five bucks the Batmans are dead in a week. Don’t even get me started about the bitch running around with a spear and a bear trap. He’s probably dead too! Case and point, wandering alone will get you killed. End of friggin’ story. I’m too old for adult children telling me how to take care of my crew and function in the world.

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