Damn… who would have thought I would be the one out of my family to survive…

I decided I best keep a tab on my life as the way it has been going these last few weeks I could die at any given moment, Yeah I know what your thinking.. thinking like that is morbid as fuck.. Normally I would agree with you on it, but I have been shot at, had loved ones try and chew my face off wrecked a boat.. and now I am standing in the buff in some ratty shack house on some island.. I’m fucking hungry.. could go for a cold beer right now, and don’t even get me started on needing a change of clothing..

But I am getting ahead of myself, I guess I should tell you.. (Who ever the fuck you are) my name, I was born Richard Hertz.. yeah you can chuckle it up.. Big Dick for short, now don’t get your knickers in a knot.. I ain’t some stubby guy trying to play up his goods, see my pops was a short Richard.. and I was named after him.. aka.. Big Richard.. and well the nick name just kinda popped up.. Kids can be so damn cruel.